Threads you'll never open

I was smart, Marylago. I managed not to open that one.

On the other hand, I was stupid enough to open The Catholic Church Needs Your Money, and I paid the price in sanity points.

I'm still wondering why I opened the "I Found an Engorged Tick on My Dog's Head" thread (and posted to it, no less!).

I am contemplating starting a thread to complain about all of the plastic signs advertising Colonics that seem to be popping up all over Maplewood. Anyone got a catchy thread title for me?

Posted By: canismajorI am contemplating starting a thread to complain about all of the plastic signs advertising Colonics that seem to be popping up all over Maplewood. Anyone got a catchy thread title for me?

How about "Hey Drummerboy - stop posting all of your ads for Colonics all around Maplewood, will ya? Enough with your Woo!"

"Colonic Ads Making Me Woo-zy."

Posted By: canismajorI am contemplating starting a thread to complain about all of the plastic signs advertising Colonics that seem to be popping up all over Maplewood. Anyone got a catchy thread title for me?

Who Do Pooh Woo?

Posted By: TigerLilly

Posted By: canismajorI am contemplating starting a thread to complain about all of the plastic signs advertising Colonics that seem to be popping up all over Maplewood. Anyone got a catchy thread title for me?

How about "Hey Drummerboy - stop posting all of your ads for Colonics all around Maplewood, will ya? Enough with your Woo!"

ha! nice...

Bothered by occasional, or frequent constipation?

Posted By: PeggyCI was smart, Marylago. I managed not to open that one.

On the other hand, I was stupid enough to open The Catholic Church Needs Your Money, and I paid the price in sanity points.

Aw geez. Couldn't help myself and opened both. Blood pressure up. Head exploding.

On the bright side, I have continued to avoid the slutty kitty thread.

Posted By: jasper1664

Posted By: PeggyCI was smart, Marylago. I managed not to open that one.

On the other hand, I was stupid enough to open The Catholic Church Needs Your Money, and I paid the price in sanity points.

Aw geez. Couldn't help myself and opened both. Blood pressure up. Head exploding.

On the bright side, I have continued to avoid the slutty kitty thread.

I avoided the "The Catholic Church Needs Your Money" thread and haven't posted in the other nor have I posted in the slutty kitty thread but I do get sucked in on sooo many threads... (thank God I've blocked "Soapbox: All Politics"...

Posted By: marylago...nor have I posted in the slutty kitty thread...

Awww, c'mon, ML. You know you WANT to... :devil:

i'm sorry I opened the Catholic thread, too.

Thanks for the warning. Not opening the Catholic thread. A graduate of Annunciation Elementary and Jr. HS - had enough of that.

I'm SICK! Flu? (warning: graphic)

Sorry, lars...

ha. don't blame you!

now what the heck is going on in the Catholic thread?! I'm scared to open... but oddly intrigued!!

Don't go there unless you want a shyteload of hate, Lars. It's a toxic thread.

Posted By: PeggyCDon't go there unless you want a shyteload of hate, Lars. It's a toxic thread.

too late. sad...

told you so. :tongue:

Global Warming, or Outright Lies? Never going to open that. Not happening.

Posted By: PeggyCtold you so.

I took your word for it. Not gonna open it...

Places I still haven't gone ...

Sadly, I look in all the threads that I should avoid.

Cat dandruff, FTW.

LICE in school. {{shudder}}

Smashed finger.

Posted By: EcogirlSmashed finger.

Smart woman... wished I had been so.

When you find a dead cat or dog

Posted By: jasper1664When you find a dead cat or dog

With you there, jasper...

Ditto!

SARAH PALIN Going Rogue … An American Life

Ditto!

Posted By: EcogirlSARAH PALIN Going Rogue … An American Life

Stay strong and do not open it. Take it from someone who's been there.