The Confessional: Post your judgment-free confessions here

I like pie...

When my daughter listens to Justin Bieber, I sometimes sing along.

When people in California ask me where I moved from, I sometimes say New York instead of New Jersey.

amie said:

When people in California ask me where I moved from, I sometimes say New York instead of New Jersey.

+1

kmk said:

amie said:

When people in California ask me where I moved from, I sometimes say New York instead of New Jersey.

+1

+2

I (secretly) loathe one of my daughter's favorite dresses. It was expensive and she loved it so much she bought it with her own money.

I made a really silly verbal gaffe recently, and when I think about it, I realize it was Freudian.

I watch NASCAR races, but only after I plug in the earphones and close the blinds.

I sometimes watch Dance Moms, Millionaire Matchmaker and Tabitha Takes Over.

I will call my sister, ML, a liar to her face for what she posted above.

I keep trying to make myself feel better about my general lack of motivation and lackadasical attitude towards work and life in general by using the justification that I am so much better than I was four years ago...but most of that work was done in two years, and for two years I have been a basic slug couch potato...

Who secretly is addicted to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and had to force myself to go cold turkey on several inane tv shows. Though I loathe Toddlers and Tiaras and all that it represents, I have watched at least two episodes all the way through.

There's lots more where this came from, folks!

kmk, I start getting the "shakes" if my Trader Joe's Sea Salt & Turbinado Sugar Chocolate Covered Almonds are running low!
I watch Say Yes to the Dress and Four Weddings.

I take too many naps. AND I don't own a vacuum cleaner either Alg...

mbaldwin said:

And I'm a horrible gossip. Yes, if I know you, I probably talk about you behind your back.

OMG me too...but aren't we all? See, there I go justifying again!

I (gleefully) bolt from my family and run to the television upstairs with a glass of chardonnay if Antiques Roadshow is on.

cynicalgirl said:

I don't recycle except for big stuff I take to the dump in the summer.

We should start a club.

meggie said:

Though I loathe Toddlers and Tiaras and all that it represents, I have watched at least two episodes all the way through.

Being currently out of the world of the employed, I find myself structuring my late afternoon schedule so as to ensure that I do not miss Toddlers & Tiaras

I spend too much time on MOL.

kmk said:

I (gleefully) bolt from my family and run to the television upstairs with a glass of chardonnay if Antiques Roadshow is on.

There's no shame in Antiques Roadshow, nor chardonnay for that matter. Carry on gleefully.

I have a little crush on Michael Gargiulo of NBC News.

Oldstone said:

I have a little crush on Michael Gargiulo of NBC News.

It's that cute schoolboy smile of his, isn't it? ;-)

librarylady said:

Sometimes I throw my recyclable cat food cans in the trash

I always do that. It's just about the only thing I don't recycle.

Oldstone said:

I have a little crush on Michael Gargiulo of NBC News.

as long as it's not Michael Gargiulo the serial killer!

I also shop at goodwill. When people ask where I bought stuff (and that includes my kids) I tell them the original store on the label instead of goodwill.

mlandres78 said:

i eat the bad food i tell my kids they can't have

This. And when my children were young and had to be punished, I told them they had a choice of a time out or a chocolate fine. I only did this around Halloween and Easter. I never fined them their bunny ears, but other parts were up for negotiation.

I honestly believe that, were it not for my husband and children, I could easily become an animal hoarder!

strawberry said:

I steal Nohero's opinions and state them as my own at parties.

And I secretly enjoy being stalked online like that.

I haven't washed my jeans since Christmas because I'm afraid they won't ever fit again.

lisat said:

mlandres78 said:

i eat the bad food i tell my kids they can't have

This. And when my children were young and had to be punished, I told them they had a choice of a time out or a chocolate fine. I only did this around Halloween and Easter. I never fined them their bunny ears, but other parts were up for negotiation.

When my kids were young, I hid bags of M&Ms in the top cabinet (for my own consumption), but they figured me out and helped each other get to my loot. Bad kids! :-(( ;-)

I love Antiques Roadshow! No shame at all.

Antiques Roadshow and Chardonnay sounds rather high brow to me! My confession is that although I like Antiques Roadshow, I only watch it when there's nothing else on...

I watch Hoarders when I want to feel better about myself.

I watch Hoarders all the time because it always makes me feel normal!