The Confessional: Post your judgment-free confessions here
Sometimes, when I wrestle with our two miniature Schnauzers, I let them win. (Please don't tell them).
marylago said:
I am watching My Fair Lady, again...
Me too, and I still know all the words and sing along.
I do so much more for my pets and stray animals than I do for my husband
My husband just insulted me (inadvertedly, I hope). I told him I was going to bed. I went upstairs to cry....and post on MOL.
I was bored to death by "Avatar." I couldn't sit through the whole thing.
I don't shovel the front walk within 12 hours of the last snow if it is less than 3 inches and the temperature within the next couple of days is expected to be high enough to melt it.
I'm really, really looking forward to my son going to college next year.
lynnb said:
I haven't washed my jeans since Christmas because I'm afraid they won't ever fit again.
Thanks, lynnb. That made me laugh out loud. But have faith - they'll stretch out again.
campbell29 said:
Sometimes after my kids go to school, I go back to sleep. I don't watch too much trashy TV, but I do read trashy historical novels, which are pretty much "porn for girls"
You need to watch a little red tube
Oldstone said:
I have a little crush on Michael Gargiulo of NBC News.
Get in line behind me, Oldstone.
Oh God, tenecia, you're definitely not the only one! Now with that side-bar of activity, we get to see everything!
not by a long shot, teneciah!
hmm, what shall I confess...sometimes, like this morning, I have full intention of exercising but sit down to check one little thing on MOL/FB/other and before I know it, it's too late to exercise...and then I spend the rest of the day feeling like a loser with carpal tunnel
when you come to my house and everything looks neat & tidy, just know that there is most likely a laundry basket filled with the crap generally piled on the breakfast bar that is now sitting in my closet
I feel superior to the people on reality TV, which I watch, but would never allow cameras in my home because I know I would also look like a complete raging weirdo/byotch, just like they do
hmm, what shall I confess...sometimes, like this morning, I have full intention of exercising but sit down to check one little thing on MOL/FB/other and before I know it, it's too late to exercise...and then I spend the rest of the day feeling like a loser with carpal tunnel
when you come to my house and everything looks neat & tidy, just know that there is most likely a laundry basket filled with the crap generally piled on the breakfast bar that is now sitting in my closet
I feel superior to the people on reality TV, which I watch, but would never allow cameras in my home because I know I would also look like a complete raging weirdo/byotch, just like they do
I hate football. I have no intention of watching the SuperBowl and do not care who wins.
LK said:
When my kids were young and wanted to go to the park but I didn't, I'd tell them it was closed.
Similarly, when he asked for a fruit-filled cake for his birthday, I told my son the bakery could only make a pudding-filled cake. I don't like fruit-filled cakes!
I confess I wish I had an anonymous screen name, so that I could confess...
I haven't been able to snap out of my sadness since moving from Maplewood.....
My parents were fairly old when they had me. They are both very conservative Catholics who are pretty old school in their views. They both disapprove pretty strongly of divorce and think that you should stay married unless you are being beaten or cheated on. When I decided to get divorced I wanted to save myself a bunch of judgement and grief from them, so I told them my husband had cheated on me, and that was why we were splitting up. It wasn't true, we just couldn't stand living together anymore. Sometimes I feel bad about the lie, but what I am really confessing to is that most times, I am glad I did it, so I don't have to listen to the lectures.
Scarlet said:
I haven't been able to snap out of my sadness since moving from Maplewood.....
+1 (South Orange) and that was almost 7 years ago.
teneciah said:
Okaaaayyyyy. Guess I AM the only one.
I have a few "friends" through scrotisloknows and I look forward to their statuses because they are funny as hell. (There's a lot of confession here, take your pick as to what's the worst...)
boomie said:
Me too Aes!!!! I went on a rant/tirade with my bf one day after he innocently suggested we see a "blockbuster" film - deciding then and there I refuse to sit in a huge theater watching some or epic film or superhero or sci fi whatever and screaming that if I cannot drink a cappucino in a small theater somewhere in a small town watching a small flick I am NOT interested.
I hear you! My husband once asked me to explain what types of movies I do like. I said something like "small movies where not much happens". That doesn't exactly explain it but I bet you know what I mean.
Another confession - one of my favorite things to do is to go to the movies by myself. I don't have the time anymore, but I used to regularly go to matinees by myself in Chatham or Montclair to see independent films when they first came out. I definitely recall loving "The Squid and the Whale" and was so glad I didn't have to deal with anyone else liking or not liking it.
boomie said:
Me too Aes!!!! I went on a rant/tirade with my bf one day after he innocently suggested we see a "blockbuster" film - deciding then and there I refuse to sit in a huge theater watching some or epic film or superhero or sci fi whatever and screaming that if I cannot drink a cappucino in a small theater somewhere in a small town watching a small flick I am NOT interested.
I have no idea where that came from.
I hear you! My husband once asked me to explain what types of movies I do like. I said something like "small movies where not much happens". That doesn't exactly explain it but I bet you know what I mean.
Another confession - one of my favorite things to do is to go to the movies by myself. I don't have the time anymore, but I used to regularly go to matinees by myself in Chatham or Montclair to see independent films when they first came out. I definitely recall loving "The Squid and the Whale" and was so glad I didn't have to deal with anyone else liking or not liking it.
Feb 5, 2012 at 6:18am Edited
aes said:
boomie said:
Me too Aes!!!! I went on a rant/tirade with my bf one day after he innocently suggested we see a "blockbuster" film - deciding then and there I refuse to sit in a huge theater watching some or epic film or superhero or sci fi whatever and screaming that if I cannot drink a cappucino in a small theater somewhere in a small town watching a small flick I am NOT interested.
I have no idea where that came from.
I hear you! My husband once asked me to explain what types of movies I do like. I said something like "small movies where not much happens". That doesn't exactly explain it but I bet you know what I mean.
I call it "slice of life" flicks. Nothing much happens but EVERYTHING happens if you listen and watch closely.
Feb 5, 2012 at 7:16am Edited
When on the train with no work to do, I'll sit there people watching and thinking:
"The woman standing by the door should cut her hair about 3 inches shorter and straight across without the layers. It would be so much more flattering..."
"The woman sitting next to me should use a lipstick color of a slightly more purple tint than red...
"If the woman who just boarded had on a more supportive bra, it would make her outfit look 10 times better..."
And I'm the one sitting there with my hair in a granny-bun, no makeup on, and an outfit that fits like a sack.
"The woman standing by the door should cut her hair about 3 inches shorter and straight across without the layers. It would be so much more flattering..."
"The woman sitting next to me should use a lipstick color of a slightly more purple tint than red...
"If the woman who just boarded had on a more supportive bra, it would make her outfit look 10 times better..."
And I'm the one sitting there with my hair in a granny-bun, no makeup on, and an outfit that fits like a sack.
After asking my kids to do something 6 or seven times with no results, I yell.
I feel like I yell all the time
I resent that my husband gets to be "fun daddy" and I always have to be disciplinarian.
I think hubby purposely leaves a mess because he feels, since I am out of work I should clean up after him all the time.
Sometimes I want to toss the dish hubby leaves in the living room at his head.
I feel like I yell all the time
I resent that my husband gets to be "fun daddy" and I always have to be disciplinarian.
I think hubby purposely leaves a mess because he feels, since I am out of work I should clean up after him all the time.
Sometimes I want to toss the dish hubby leaves in the living room at his head.
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