Just got a call from a friend...
tjohn may have to get outed if he keeps this up. 
and I will play along ml1...what's a henway?
hankzona said:
tjohn may have to get outed if he keeps this up.
and I will play along ml1...what's a henway?
Well, before I answer this question, I just want to say that the answer very much depends on whether or not the hen was raised in one of those inhuman chicken farms or is a free range hen...
tjohn said:
And the correct answer is:
Get your drunk ass off of the carousel.
Whew. Because in an emergency, a cellphone is no match for a land lion.
Shecky Schmidt and Henny Tjohn...appearing here all week folks!
by the way, I did laugh at the land lion joke.
hankzona said:
tjohn may have to get outed if he keeps this up.
and I will play along ml1...what's a henway?
about four pounds.
ml1 said:
the standup stage could be built on the loading dock.
The Borscht Belt was well known for repurposing...repurposing jokes.
I think the post office site needs to be turned into the Maplewood version of the Granit or the Nevele.
At the post off-ice, there's so much to do. Raise a uni-corn, do some fencing too...
Godwin's Law, MOL section now includes references to the P.O. site in list of thread killers, second only to the phrase, "for the taxes I pay..."
tjohn said:
Godwin's Law, MOL section now includes references to the P.O. site in list of thread killers, second only to the phrase, "for the taxes I pay..."
have to disagree with you there. mention of the PO site will not kill the thread. It may actually ensure that it never ends.
DaveSchmidt said:
ml1 said:Two-story minimum or three?
the standup stage could be built on the loading dock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc
ml1 said:
tjohn said:have to disagree with you there. mention of the PO site will not kill the thread. It may actually ensure that it never ends.
Godwin's Law, MOL section now includes references to the P.O. site in list of thread killers, second only to the phrase, "for the taxes I pay..."
Ughh, the Anti-Godwin's Law.
DaveSchmidt said:
tjohn said:Whew. Because in an emergency, a cellphone is no match for a land lion.
And the correct answer is:
Get your drunk ass off of the carousel.
GROAN.
I was staying in Chicago a few years back and had some free time early in the morning, so I thought I'd go to the Art Institute when it opened. I asked the hotel desk clerk for directions to the museum and he told me it was walking distance -- only a few blocks away and "you can't miss it. there's two big lines out front." And I said "Lines? At 9am on a Wednesday?" And he said, "not lines, lines."
Finally I realized it was his Chicago accent that had me confused. There are two of these things in front of the Art Institute:
Speaking of walking, -as a travel note, -I discovered that in Ireland when they tell you that some distance is "a good walk" it really means it's a freakin' looong walk.
No joke.
jimmurphy said:
I think the post office site needs to be turned into the Maplewood version of the Granit or the Nevele.At the post off-ice, there's so much to do. Raise a uni-corn, do some fencing too...
"Or don't do a thing. People do that too."
---Actual lyric from the "Nevele" commercial
Actually, the Art Institute of Chicago has opened up a new wing devoted to the Internet
ml1 said:
I was staying in Chicago a few years back and had some free time early in the morning, so I thought I'd go to the Art Institute when it opened. I asked the hotel desk clerk for directions to the museum and he told me it was walking distance -- only a few blocks away and "you can't miss it. there's two big lines out front." And I said "Lines? At 9am on a Wednesday?" And he said, "not lines, lines."
Finally I realized it was his Chicago accent that had me confused. There are two of these things in front of the Art Institute:
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He says he is riding a horse and there is a giraffe beside him and they are being chased by a lion. He wants to know what he should do.