Everything you know is wrong!

Peter Bergman is dead. This makes me sad.

Dear, where's the dead cat?
It's in the soap dish.
But . . . there's . . . soap in the soap dish.
The cat's IN the soap.
What?
Yes dear. There's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap.

Phil Austin is dead. This makes me sad.



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